Tom Brady Knows Saturdays Are For The Boys Annnnnnd I Quit Life. I'm Done Forever. We've Reached The Peak.

Look…. I don’t know what to say. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t cry a little bit, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t dance a little bit, and I’d be lying if I said I’m not so happy that I’m considering suicide. I just know this is the happiest I’ll ever be. I might as well end it now and not waste another 50 years (absolute best case) chasing this high. You know how championship athletes always say stuff like “Best day of my life except for my wedding and when my kid was born”? When I get married and have kids I’ll say “Best day of my life except for that day I saw a pic of Brady with a Saturdays are for the boys flag.”

Tb12 and SATB… it’s just… I don’t know…