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Tiger Jumped 248 Spots To #650 In The World Golf Rankings After This Weekend

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Golf Channel- It’s amazing what a start in the Hero World Challenge can do for your world ranking when you haven’t played in 15 months. With his 15th-place finish out of 17 players in Albany, Tiger Woods jumped from 898th in the Official World Golf Ranking to 650th. Woods’ period of inactivity saw him drop from 641 spots, down from 257th after the 2015 Wyndham Championship, his last competitive start before his back surgeries that fall. He’s now keeping the company of Jason Knutzon and Rakhyun Cho, who share 648th, and Mr. 651 Brice Garnett.

MOMMA THERE GOES THAT MAN! BIG DICK SWINGIN’ THROUGH YOUR LIVING ROOM! #650 IN THE WORLD! DON’T LET TIGER GET HOT!

Tiger just jet-setting up the World Golf Rankings after the Hero world Challenge. Making big boy moves. Did you see anybody else jump up 248 spots this weekend? I didn’t think so. Just goes to show how weird it was that Tiger didn’t play for 16 months. We’re talking about a guy who was ranked #1 in the world for like 10 years straight. It was a goddamn crime to have him ranked as the 898th player in the world. I feel much better about 650th but it’s just the beginning. Word on the street is if he had simply showed up, played 72 holes and finished last he would’ve jumped 150 spots. Instead he played well and jumped 248 spots. Give him a couple more tournaments and he’ll be #1 again in no time. No doubt in my mind.

PS- If I’m Rakhyun Cho at the #649 spot I’m absolutely positively using “I’m ranked higher than Tiger Woods” as a pick up line for the foreseeable future. Shoot your shot.

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