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Kangaroo Is Strangling A Man's Dog So He Squares Up With It And Kicks Its Ass

A human hasn’t landed a shot like that on a predator since Will Smith punched that alien right in its nose. Welcome to earth, Bitch!

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Never seen an animal confused as this little Roo right here. Dude hasn’t the faintest idea what just happened. Thought he was the big dog in town beating up on a dog then he realized the only thing stronger than a woman whose kid is under a school bus is a man whose dog is in a chokehold. Mister Krabs meme city

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But that’s the world you line in, pal. You’re not the predator you thought you were. I forget the exact food chain but I believe it goes something like

Kale

Insects

Cats

Dogs

Sharks

Lions

Man

Dunk Australian men

That’s the don’t fuck with me list and I won’t hear opinions of the contrary.