This Russian Kim Kardashian Who Claims She's '100% Natural' To Shit On Kim Has A Special Place In My Heart

Chris Spags12/01/2016 7:30 PM

Daily Mail – A curvy model has been dubbed ‘the Russian Kim Kardashian’ after sharing raunchy new images with her millions of followers to celebrate her 22nd birthday.

Anastasia Kvitko, from the city of Kaliningrad in western Russia’s Kaliningrad Oblast region, is famous for her 38-25-42 hourglass figure.

She shared photographs of herself wearing a highly-revealing swimsuit on social media where she has an incredible 4.9 million followers – but the starlet has insisted she’s in fact better looking than Mrs West.

‘I like Kim Kardashian but I don’t quite like being compared to her – she is far behind me,’ said Anastasiya, who now has four millionInstagram followers.

‘My body is sporty, my hip muscles are trained, my bottom is the most beautiful one, and I have not done any plastic surgeries on my face. And she – everyone knows what she did to her bottom.”

I remember there was a while where there would be all these articles declaring a girl the Italian Kim Kardashian or the German Kim Kardashian or the Aboriginal Kim Kardashian with some pics. But none of those really spoke to me. But this chick? Yes. I mean honestly I’ve got no read if we’re on the same page after I chose the hottest (soon to be doctor) in America but you give me a pretty face, some nice style, and some dangerous curves topping it off and I’m all in every single time. Maybe it’s me, maybe my dick got a little too hard watching Jessica Rabbit growing up, but that body MURDERS me.

And you sprinkle in the little bit of arrogance throwing shade at Kim Kardashian because she’s gotten at least the followers part down pat without having to fuck a dude on camera or allegedly have a ton of surgeries. If this body on her is 100% natural like she claims (I feel like that has to be some sort of translation error looking at those titties but whatever), I’m all for it. Nothing but upside for this girl to go after the Queen. I would still say a sex tape could help more but I may be slightly biased here.