Fact: Cyber Monday Is The Last Chance To Get Your Dwight Xmas Sweater For 20% Off
First it was 20% off. And then it was 21% off. And now it’s 20% off again. Top seller on the Internet. And if you buy it today, you get a phone number to call the Barstool Telethon to raise money for the kids (that Dave is too infertile to have).
Already have an ugly Xmas sweater? Well, everything else in the store is 20% off too.
For example, the new R-Words shirt. 20% off.
Whole DMV store is 20% off til Midnight/til Dave remembers to turn the sale off.
Happy Cyber Monday, let your patriotism fly.