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My Official Response To The Vice Sports Blog About Being Sick Of The Blackhawks

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(Source)–There’s nothing likable about this team. To be clear, they’re not easy to hate, but you certainly don’t want to cheer for them. You’ve got Kane, and fuck that guy and fuck the NHL every time the oblivious idiots at the league put his face at the front of national marketing. What else is there? When Duncan Keith isn’t breaking Jeff Carter’s beautiful face, he’s being a dick to a woman reporter in Vancouver. Jonathan Toews is a fine human and it’s not his fault, but an orphan dies every time someone says he’s better than Sidney Crosby, so his existence has resulted in the death of like 500 orphans and he should shoulder some of the blame.