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Miss Arizona Got Trucked, Demolished and Possibly Impregnated On The Sidelines Of The Zona Game Last Night


Don’t you hate it when you “accidentally” sprint full speed into a sideline full of people and just “happen” to hit one person and one person only and it’s the stunningly gorgeous Miss Arizona?

And then you have no choice but to lay on her a bit to make sure she’s ok while gently caressing her and helping her back to her feet like the gentleman you are who totally isn’t looking to get the digits for later.

The worst.

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