Ladies And Gentlemen, The Ivan Provorov Era Has FINALLY Begun
I’ve waited over a year to write this blog. 21 games into his NHL career. 65 periods of professional hockey. And Ivan Provorov finally gets his first goal in the league. And what a fucking beauty. Totally worth the wait. Sure, it may be one of the best bar nights of the year. But tonight will always be remembered (or not remembered depending on how your night goes) as the night that Ivan Provorov’s World Takeover began. The first of about a billion goals. So when you’re eating dinner tomorrow night and your grandma makes everyone go around the table saying what you’re thankful for, you can say that you’re thankful to live in the same time period as Ivan The Great. We are all truly blessed. What a time to be alive.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.