Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! In honor of all the pilgrims and Indians and America’s oldest holiday, I figured we’d need another Barstool Experiment. Joining Real Talk Are You Horny? and Wish I Was Up In That Ass, Can I Come Over And Stuff Ya Turkey? goes into the Hall Of Fame. Its another hard hitting journalistic investigation where I asked all my followers to text the person that they are hooking up with “Can I come over and stuff ya turkey?” The results were WAY more encouraging than you’d expect. Some went better than others. Some left me in tears. Lets get to the evidence:
Girls liked it!
I mean they REALLY liked it!
They were literally giving the green light:
Some girls are coming prepared this Thanksgiving:
Some girls are giving directions that sound borderline illegal:
Some girls did not appreciate the euphemism:
Some girls couldnt be wasting their time with the euphemism:
Some needed a little clarification on what turkey meant:
And some needed a little clarification on what an actual turkey is:
Some girls wanted clarification that we’re putting it in their butt:
Including this girl who was very confused, very specific, and very awesome:
College girls were ALL in:
What about the girls of Barstool? How did they fare?
Other girls were one step ahead. These self aware girls who are too woke:
And some went above and beyond with their own offerings:
Some girls just flat out did NOT like this game:
Hate you #1
Hate you #2
Some girls even thought they needed to call the authorities:
And as per usual, these #BarstoolExperiments never go well when you’re married. Can I Come Over And Stuff Ya Turkey?, married edition:
Join us next time, for another edition of Barstool Sports Investigations. Happy Thanksgiving girls! You and your turkeys.