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"Can I Come Stuff Ya Turkey?" Texts: A Barstool Sports Investigation, Thanksgiving Edition

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Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! In honor of all the pilgrims and Indians and America’s oldest holiday, I figured we’d need another Barstool Experiment. Joining Real Talk Are You Horny?  and Wish I Was Up In That Ass, Can I Come Over And Stuff Ya Turkey? goes into the Hall Of Fame. Its another hard hitting journalistic investigation where I asked all my followers to text the person that they are hooking up with “Can I come over and stuff ya turkey?” The results were WAY more encouraging than you’d expect. Some went better than others. Some left me in tears. Lets get to the evidence:

Girls liked it!

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I mean they REALLY liked it!

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They were literally giving the green light:

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Some girls are coming prepared this Thanksgiving:

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Some girls are giving directions that sound borderline illegal:

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Some girls did not appreciate the euphemism:

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Some girls couldnt be wasting their time with the euphemism:

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Some needed a little clarification on what turkey meant:

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And some needed a little clarification on what an actual turkey is:

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Some girls wanted clarification that we’re putting it in their butt:

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Including this girl who was very confused, very specific, and very awesome:

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College girls were ALL in:

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What about the girls of Barstool? How did they fare?

Ria

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Nardini

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Asa

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Other girls were one step ahead. These self aware girls who are too woke:

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Some girls had a list of demands:Screen Shot 2016-11-23 at 8.46.22 PM

(Clever girl)

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And some went above and beyond with their own offerings:

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Some girls just flat out did NOT like this game:

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Some girls even thought they needed to call the authorities:

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And as per usual, these #BarstoolExperiments never go well when you’re married. Can I Come Over And Stuff Ya Turkey?, married edition:

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Join us next time, for another edition of Barstool Sports Investigations. Happy Thanksgiving girls! You and your turkeys.