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Are You Getting Married This Spring or Summer? Miltons Is Here To Hook Your Whole Wedding Party Up


Miltons is going to hook up your entire wedding, up to 8 groomsmen, with all the gear they need. Send in your email to and we’ll have stoolies vote for the winners. We’re loading up right now for the next Pimp My Wedding Contest so if you are getting married next Spring/Summer send in your nominations. The next winner will be announced December 30th.

The Groom


The Boys


Reader Email

Dear Stoolies,

I’m getting hitched in June up in New Hampshire. More importantly we’re looking at a late March/early April bachelor party, yeah that’s right SPRING BREAK. My buddies and I all decided it would be a good idea to settle down and get married before we got into our mid 30’s and looked so old and beat up from a decade and a half of hard partying and brawling no decent girl would ever take us seriously enough to actually agree to get married. So this has led to five weddings over the span of three years that most of us have been in. Combine that with buying houses, kids, dogs, lawnmowers, and all the other nonsense that comes with being an adult we aren’t exactly making it rain on the regular. So the bottom line is, free suits equals way more cash we can spend on the bachelor party. The way I look at it is if we get “pimped” we can fly somewhere. I was thinking Vegas or Mexico, I don’t think I can lose either way(well I’ll lose way way more in Vegas but you know what I mean). Having to rent tux’s or buy suits off the Men’s Warehouse rack might make my dreams of one last savage spring break bro session unrealistic. So I guess what I’m saying is, DO IT FOR THE FUCKING BOYS!

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