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IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: Kylie Jenner's Nipples Are On Instagram

I was just mindlessly sitting on the couch catching up on Instagram and did a double take when I saw these pics from some Kylie Jenner photoshoot. And I’ll be damned if I let this important news slide under the radar since it went up late Friday. Kylie Jenner does, indeed, have nipples and they are pierced and glooooorious.

Who knew that an innocent bit in the weekly Tinder roundups in the form of the #SpagsPromise would become a life passion of mine. And who knew that pierced nips would all of a sudden be the hottest thing on Earth after decades primarily as a symbol of independence for strippers and homely chicks who shop at Hot Topic? Donald Trump’s America, anything is possible.

Fucking Tyga.