Racist Homeless Guy With Razor Vs. Old Black Guy With Hands On Train: Who Wins?

A fight for the ages. I didn’t know what to think at first, but it kind of looked like the dude who was sitting down maybe looked bulkier/more dangerous? Welp, the guy standing up made quick work of that whole situation. Who knew that Roger Mayweather was riding the rails like that? Before moving to New York, subway fights like this were just a peculiarity, a cultural oddity to watch, like fish in an aquarium. Now that I spend like an hour and a half each day in those sardine cans, I have a genuine empathy for everyone else on that car. I have no idea how these fights even happen, because when I’m riding, my most pressing concern each time is minding my own business.

It’s been a hell of a week for the older crowd, with the 55-year-old trying to get some college football action, to our hero above vanquishing the blade wielding homeless man, to this gentlemen below mauling a bigoted bus passenger. If you are considering fucking with old people, now is not the time.