Don’t you dare come into Bill Belichick’s house talking about new stuff like swagger and advanced statistics. Swagger is for kids and stats are for losers. What does swagger even mean? Is that like a new word for grit? No? Then who gives a shit about it. Do advanced stats measure heart or how much film a guy watches? No? Then fuck them. Why does a guy like Bill Belichick need advanced stats when advanced stats guys would commit genocide just for a glimpse into Bill’s process? You keep using that shit and I’ll stick with Bill’s brain, we’ll see who comes out the victor.