Does This Look Like The Face Of A ET Doppelganger Cinnamon Bun That Nutted?

That cinnamon bun looks like it has the best sex of it’s life. It’s significant other was probably out of town for a few days and came back to a super clean house with all the kids’ hair looking nice, and a majority of the laundry done. If I had to guess, I’d imagine that the ET Honey Bun also set up a sitter for Friday night so that the adults could enjoy various full bodied reds.

Your girlfriend is outta town and you are outta honey buns but ET walks in and gives you this look: what do you do?