Is anyone else really turned on right now? That series of tweets made it move a little. Like, imagine being so good at pitching that losing the Cy Young award is this great injustice, but not only that — your supermodel girlfriend is so ride or die that she goes on a Twitter rant about that injustice so that you don’t have to, and also makes reference to all the great sex that you have with her? All is not lost, my man. All is not lost.
PS — Congrats on the sex, Justin.