Schefter Is Breaking The Unintentional Comedy Scale With These Richie Incognito Voicemail Tweets
1: Richie Incognito left this VM for Jonathan Martin in April 2013: “Hey, wassup, you half n—– piece of (expletive)…
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 4, 2013
2. More Incognito to Martin: “I saw you on Twitter, you been training ten weeks. (I want to) (expletive) in your (expl) mouth….
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 4, 2013
3. Incognito VM to Martin: “(I’m going to) slap your (expletive) mouth. (I’m going to) slap your real mother across the face (laughter).
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 4, 2013
4. Incognito to Martin, all on same VM in April 2013: “(Expletive) you, you’re still a rookie. I’ll kill you.”
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 4, 2013
Plz be more specific MT @AdamSchefter 2. Incognito: “I saw you on Twitter, you been training (I want to) (expletive) in your (expl) mouth
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) November 4, 2013
I don’t know why but the thought of Schefter sitting in his office reading the transcript of this voicemail has me absolutely dying.
He told him to put what in where?!? Oh my word. Who puts the blank in the blank? SIN!
Probably reading the whole thing with his hands half over his eyes, afraid to fully look at those mean mean words.
PS
Sneaky craziest part of this story is the fact that Richie Incognito left an actual voicemail. You can tell someone you want to murder them and slap their mother and call them the N word and all of that still won’t be as close to as psycho as leaving a voicemail in 2013. Absolutely unhinged.
Also, Tweeting how the real truth will come out when the real truth is that you’re a scumbag dickhead is a bold strategy.
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. Buddha
— Richie incognito (@68INCOGNITO) November 3, 2013