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Lena Dunham Officially Backs Out On Moving To Canada After Saying She Would "100% Move" If Trump Won

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Breitbart - Actress Lena Dunham will apparently remain in the United States following Donald Trump’s historic presidential election victory this week. In April, the 30-year-old Girls actress said that there was a “100 percent” chance that she would move to Canada if Trump were elected president: “I love Canada. I think that it’s a great place, and there’s an area in Vancouver that I find beautiful and appealing, and I can conduct business from there,” she told Andy Cohen at the 2016 Matrix Awards, joining numerous other celebrities who have made similar pledges in recent months. Dunham has apparently faced calls from social media users to keep her promise, as the actress responded in a fiery post to her Instagram account on Friday morning. “For those demanding I move to Canada based on something I said when this man seemed like a steak salesman with a long shot at the presidency: stay busy reveling in your new regime,” Dunham captioned a post featuring artwork from the Dr. Seuss children’s book Oh, the Places You’ll Go. “I will go many places in my lifetime, surrounded by kindreds on a mission to spread justice and light,” the actress added, apparently avoiding the question of whether she would commit to keeping her promise to move out of the country. “I can’t wait for all of this, and for the change to come, as we use what we’ve been given to protect those who can’t protect themselves. What are you living for?”

Alright, this is it for Lena. I dont want to keep blogging about this soupy bowl of Easy Mac but she just makes it so damn easy. Its hard for me not to pile on top of her when absolutely everything went wrong for her. I love kicking someone when they’re down. What can I say?

Obviously nobody has ever really moved to Canada. But I feel like this year, more than ever, the internet fodder surrounding all the assholes who said they’d head north of the border was at an all time high. From Amy Schumer to Lena Dumpham, it seemed like this Election’s crop of hypocritical celebrities were worse than ever. And Canada actually firing back this year made it extra interesting. Canada pretty much sucks and even they were like “get the fuck out of here, we dont want you.” Its like when you cant even get an invite to the loser’s table at the cafeteria.

So here’s the final nail in Lena Dunham’s coffin. You put up a 100% guarantee that you would move to Canada because you were too ignorant and short sighted to think you might not actually get your way. You were so sheltered and so confined to your little hipster bubble you couldnt put yourself in anyone else’s shoes. And so now you have egg on your face for welching on your Canada bet. Just another thing we can point at and laugh when it comes to this bottle of bleu cheese.

PS – What am I living for? I am living to make fun of you. I think thats what keeps me waking up in the mornings. The chance to make fun of America’s Bag Of Milk.