Time to light the torches and grab the pitchforks, America! There’s simply not enough causes in the world to fight for in this nation today. Let’s put #BrandonForBrandon to the top of the list. And I thought I had it bad being compared to the lead actor from The Lego Movie or a less sexually predator looking Haley Joel Osmant. I can’t even IMAGINE what it would be like to have to live my days as a Super Bowl champion linebacker that gets Instagram comments that’s intended for a Pro Bowl WR for the Jets. What a unjust world. Thank Christ I’m inundated in attempting to make sponsored posts/videos somewhat interesting to even wrap my head around that kind of shitty existence.