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The World Famous Bunny Ranch Is Offering A 50% "Grab Them By The Pussy" Sex Party Discount

First of all, if any of you ask, “What is the Bunny Ranch?” cause you’re too young to remember Cathouse then you can get the hell out and I hate you. I mean it. Get out. If you don’t remember Air Force Amy getting herself off 5,000 times with a new vibrator then GTFO. Anyway. This is how you make lemonade outta lemons. Lots of people are pissed about Donald Trump being elected president so all they do is go out and protest. Lame. You gotta flip this thing around and make it work you for. Just like this Harley Lane chick did. Start offering “Grab Them By The Pussy” sex party specials and watch the money start rolling in. She’s not a business woman. She’s a business, woman. You wanna know why prostitution is the oldest profession in human history? It’s not because all men love sex (it’s partly that). It’s cause it knows how to adapt. Prostitution rolls with the punches. Trump is president? Grab Them By The Pussy specials. If Hillary Clinton had been elected? Lesbian specials or blow job specials or something. Adapt or die.