Russell Westbrook Does Not Seem Very Happy That Donald Trump Won The Election

Been a hell of a rough few months for your boy Russell Westbrook. His team blew a 3-1 lead to the Warriors before blowing 3-1 leads were cool. He lost his road dawg to the Western Conference’s Super Team. And now this. Sure Russ got paid a ton of money and the Thunder are off to their best start in franchise history. But there is pain behind those eyes and there’s really only one cure for that. Weed. And Russ can’t be doing that right now. If it was me, I would just order a large pizza and eat until the afternoon nap came. Sure it doesn’t fix anything, but it makes the day go quicker. But Russell Westbrook can’t be doing that either, at least in-season. He’s programmed to murder motherfuckers on the hardwood. Which is why he should go back to the broken face mask tonight. I don’t care if his face is healthy. Russ’ heart is tattered to shreds. Rip Hamilton wore a mask and it made him a better player. Tonight Russ needs to bring back the mask and set his sights on a quadruple double or some shit. It may not fix a broken heart, but it will make him feel a little better. NBA Twitter could use a ridiculous Russ night. Now if you will excuse me, I have to add Westbrook to all my Draftkings lineups.