Shoutout To This Iranian Professor Shoving People Out Of The Way To Avoid Stomping On The American Flag

Fucking love this guy. Don’t know shit about him. I typically don’t notice anything on earth going on around me when I’m walking, and here’s this Iranian dude aggressively shoving people out of the way to avoid walking on our flag. I thought Iranians hated us with the passion of a thousand commenters’ disdain for Hillary, but there he is. Just a classic good guy versus bad guys story for you to follow up Election Day!

PS — Hope to god we don’t have a Kenny Bone situation where it comes out this guy stones women or something.

PS2 — This is this guy’s move.

Climbing on the fucking railing to avoid stepping on the American flag = A++++.