Two Guys Broke Outta Prison By Putting Mannequins In Their Beds, Wait What?

Metro- Two inmates have escaped from HMP Pentonville after apparently cutting through cell bars and scaling a perimeter wall. It’s believed the inmates left mannequins in their beds to fool guards. The escaped prisoners, aged 28 and 31 reportedly cut through cell bars using diamond-tipped cutting equipment. The Ministry of Justice has not yet publicly identified the inmates, who were being held on the G wing at the category B/C prison. Scotland Yard said police were called to the prison shortly before midday on Monday after two male inmates, aged 28 and 31, had escaped. A spokesman said: ‘Police in Islington were called to HMP Pentonville at 11:44pm on Monday, November 7 following reports of two escaped prisoners.

Mannequins, so hot right now. Mannequins. For real though, I don’t think I understand what real prison is actually like. I don’t think anybody does. Read the article again. Not only did these dudes somehow have mannequins to leave in their beds but they also had “diamond-tipped” cutting equipment. What the fuck? And are we talking full-sized human mannequins like you see at clothing stores? When I think of prison I think of 23 hours in a cell and then 1 hour of daylight. I suppose the Shawshank Redemption could lead one to believe that it’s possible to smuggle this type of shit in but all Andy needed was a rock hammer. These dudes got mannequins and drilling equipment. Heosntly, forget catching these two. That’s the least of my concern. Release the video of them sneaking mannequins into the prison. I need to know how that’s possible. That to me is more impressive than sneaking out. That’s some real criminal mastermind shit. Cause last time I checked you can’t hide a full-sized human doll up your ass. Unless it was just balled out blankets they put in their beds but the article clearly states mannequins. Need answers ASAP.