J.R. Smith Joining LeBron James And Hillary Clinton On Stage For A Political Rally Makes Perfect Sense In This Election

If you told me at any point of my life that J.R. Smith would join a Presidential candidate on stage less than 48 hours before Election Day, I would have thought that Doc Brown and Marty McFly caused something to go wildly wrong. But this year I’m actually wondering what took so long. We have Lena Dunham dropping cringeworthy raps, Scott Baio riding or dying for Trump, and now the Pipeman himself repping Hill Dawg in one last push for Ohio. What a year for Cleveland. Host for the NBA Finals, World Series, Republican National Convention, and J.R. Smith’s biggest political moment (so far). Earl Smith emerged from the Summer of J.R. looking like a beautiful butterfly and I couldn’t be prouder.

And what a fucking Presidential race this has been. I’ve never been so entertained by something while also wishing it be over as soon as humanly possible at the same time.

P.S. I would give anything to be a fly on the wall if J.R. and Bill Clinton ever were sitting together in the same green room telling tales for just five minutes. Two of the great cocksmiths of our generation with more stories than Aesop, George R.R. Martin, and Mother Goose combined.