Question #1, on a scale of 1-10, how much do you think this dude regrets touching that girl in the alley right about now?
I mean I honestly think he’s dead. Like I do not believe he survived this ass beating. If the brain damage from the head punches didn’t kill him, the shards of his rib cage floating through his body ripping apart all his internal organs probably did.
Question #2, is his buddy the dumbest fucking idiot on planet Earth?
Seriously the guy told you flat out “you next.” Like 20 times. It was one of his first lines of dialogue in the entire video. “You next.” You then proceeded to watch him beat the absolute FUCK out of your friend for, I don’t know, 4 straight minutes of punches? Now I understand you’re a big boy and look like kind of a bruiser yourself. I was assuming the reason you were hanging around was because you would actually be able to put up a fight. But you proceeded to get your fucking ass beat just as bad as your buddy – even got hit with the same opening move! How is that possible!
Which reminds me of question #3, is this the most savage opening fight move in the history of street fighting?
Overall just a very very poor showing overall by these scumbag molesters. And a good lesson to everyone out there – don’t put your hands on women, ever. And ESPECIALLY don’t do it if she has a brother like this motherfucker.
Sneaky favorite part of the video was how he kept saying “move your hand! move your hand!” so that he could have a clearer shot at throwing a fucking haymaker into his face and chest. Hey at least he made it clear what was about to happen.