The NHL App Owned My Ass Last Night Claiming The Devils Won

I was packing up last night and keeping track of the game on the NHL App. I got an alert that the Devils had come back from being down in the 3rd and ended up winning in overtime. Nice. But, then…

I didnt check anything else out about the game. Just the score. I woke up this morning and found out that the Devils actually lost and the NHL Chaps’d my ass good.

My first season as a hockey guy has gonna better than expected. People told me that the Devils sucked when I picked them as my team. I think suck is prettttyyy relative. Chillin above .500 makes New Jersey my best team by a wide margin. Not to mention Uncle Rico’s mustache is on its way to being fucking electric again.