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The Catholic Community Is Pissed At Brazil's Miss Bum Bum Competition For Recreating The Last Supper

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Maxim – Brazil’s annual “Miss Bumbum” contest is one of the country’s most competitive swimsuit smackdowns, with there being no short supply of ample-bottomed babes pining for the nation’s “best bottom” title. But now, the derrière-devoted pageant is taking heat from the outside, from Brazil’s Catholic community for recreating Leonardo Da Vinci’s iconic “The Last Supper,” but with eight booty-full finalists rather than Jesus and his disciples. The pageant’s creator, Cacau Oliver, told the Daily Mail that the biblical scenario captures the tense atmosphere of the competition.  “It was the last meeting of the women before the grand final,” Oliver said. “It reminded me of ‘The Last Supper.’ It was where Jesus was betrayed by Judas, because of jealousy, and like it or not the woman with the most votes is also the target of jealousy.” The Miss Bumbum hopeful who won the most popular votes by phone is seated at the center, in Jesus’ spot, while her backside challengers look on in envy. “She is at the center, and the other girls will want to crucify her because she got more votes than them,” Oliver explained.

Ah yes. The old “The Winner of Miss Bum Bum Brazil is just like the Lord, Savior and Messiah, Jesus Christ.” CLASSIC comparison. Now me, personally? I’m an ass guy. So when I see Brazilian asses lined up like this:

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It basically is like a religious experience. I see the Face of God. When I see a dozen Brazilian asses lined up I’m reminded of the Wonder of Jesus Christ and all that he created. I remember how woman was created from man from Adam’s rib, and a few thousand years later they’ve evolved into these fat assed sex machines. Its a thing of beauty. God’s finest creation.

So yea, I get it. Miss Bum Bum has to carry the Cross the same way Jesus did. Carry that burden of having the best fucking ass in Brazil. You know how hard that is? In the land of perfect asses to have the most perfect ass? Thats like walking on fucking water. Dont be surprised if this girl is assassinated and crucified in the coming weeks because people are afraid and jealous of her power. The only thing more important than asses in Brazil is Jesus and these chicks are messing with both of them. One of those bitches who got put on the end of table for the Last Supper picture is no doubt a Judas.