So Pierre The Pelican, The New Pelican's Mascot, Is Absolutely Terrifying

Awesome rebranding New Orleans. A French Pelican that haunts everyone’s nightmares. I mean I’m a grown ass man and even I think this Pelican is fucked up. Looks like he’s been sleeping in a dumpster. Like a combination of IT the clown and Oscar the Grouch, ready to suck your dick for some crack or stab you with an AIDS needle if you finish on his beak. Whoever thought this one up, A+ on your part. Pierre the Pelican, Genius.