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Man Steals Bolt Cutters, Chops Off His Toe And Eats It


There are not believed to be any other parties involved. The incident is not being investigated as a crime” One eye witness said: “A man went into Wilkinson’s Haymarket, went upstairs to the electrical aisle, picked up some bolt cutters, chopped his big toe off and stood eating it. “The aisle was taped off until police and forensics went.”

Read more at: http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/man-chopped-toe-off-with-bolt-cutters-and-ate-it-in-sheffield-store-1-8211082

Let me start by saying that I’m not a toe guy. Never have been and never will be. I’ve had ingrown toenails for years. Every few weeks I gotta dig my toenail from the skin in my toes to avoid infection. It’s a grisly cycle, to say the least, so I completely understand what this toe cutter was doing. Fuck toes and anybody who loves em.

Sometimes you’ve just had enough. You’ve had ingrown nails for years, so you become weary of the constant bother surrounding your pediatric needs.

That being said, I understand cutting your toe off completely. And, for the record, I don’t think that the gentleman actually stole the bolt cutters. My dude grabbed them and chopped his toe off right there in the aisle. News flash, coppers. That aint stealing. Unauthorized use maybe, but not stealing.

Here’s the thing, though. You cant eat your own toe. Cant do it. I was on his side until he ate his own toe. Too far. I hate to say it but eating your own toe is too far.