Happy Halloween. Halloween is great. It’s really grown on me over the years. In the past I would’ve been more than happy to fast froward right through Halloween and Thanksgiving go right to Christmas. Not anymore. I’ve grown a new appreciation for Halloween now that I’m older and a little wiser. Now instead of fighting the crowds at bars and rubbing up against The Joker trying to get a beer, I sit at home, eat candy, watch Halloweentown and monitor social media for pictures of hot girls like it’s a police scanner during a race riot. It’s the best. Ass cheeks and pushed-up boobs everywhere. And of course my girl Paulina Gretzky didn’t disappoint. She’s built for this. She’s built for Las Vegas and Halloween which means she’s really been playing the hits these last couple of weeks. Sexy Gladiator? Why the fuck not. She looked fantastic of course. Duh.
Here are her Halloween costumes throughout the years