Reader Email - I Think This Girl Is The Nicest Person I've Ever Met

I can’t tell whether I just gave Natalia a free add for Juice Plus or whether this was legitimately the nicest, kindest gesture of all time.  I think this was done with 100% pure intentions.  Just very concerned about my eye herpes. It honestly touches my heart that there are people out there who care this much.   #blessed #humbled    This is the type of shit that gets me up in the morning.  It’s not about the money.  It’s not about the fame.  It’s not even about the fortune.  It’s knowing there are Stoolies out there like Natalia.   That we bring a little light to these salt of the earth people.  I appreciate them appreciating us.  Credit to me for the appreciation.

PS – Quick update.  It’s not eye herpes.  Eye herpes don’t last this long.  It’s most likely mercury poisoning from eating sushi every single day for the past 2 months.

Double PS – This guy is most certainly not a #SaltOfTheEarth guy.  Probably never delivered a newspaper in his life.