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Richard Sherman Is A Nerd

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Went to Stanford? Check. Dresses up as Harry Potter for Halloween? Check. Probably ridicules you if you say the Half-Blood Prince is your favorite movie out of the series and proceeds to call you a fraud fan? Check, probably. I guess now that Russell Wilson married Ciara, Seattle needed a new virgin in the locker room. In comes dorky ass Richard Sherman to fill the void. Who even knows if he’ll show up to play the Saints this weekend. ABC Family probably has a Harry Potter Weekend going on that he needs to stay at home for. Then again, who am I kidding? He probably doesn’t even watch the movies anymore. The books are so much better. Right, Dick?