Crushed it. That’s the funniest costume you’ll see this Halloween season. You’re undoubtedly gonna see countless Ken Bones and Harambes and The Jokers but nobody is gonna look as good as that kid going as Beef Johnston. The folk hero golfer. I’ve determined that the only reason to have kids is that you get to dress them up in Halloween costumes. That’s it. Nothing else is worth it. I don’t know this as a fact because I have no children (subscribe to The Podfathers podcast to listen to bloggers who do have kids) but it really seems like Halloween is the best time of year to have kids. One, you get to dress them up as famous golfers which is always a massive hit.
For instance, remember this kid who dressed up as the great John Daly?
Kid absolutely crushed that look. And two, you send them out on a random night of the week dressed as golfer Beef Johnston and they come back with a bag full of free candy. It’s wins all around. Sure, you run the risk of your kid getting getting kidnapped or lunatics putting razor blades into Snickers bars but it’s a net positive for the most part.