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Tobey Maguire Clubbing With DiCaprio And Trying To Smash 18-Year-Old Bieber Exes After A Divorce Is A HUGE Breakup Power Move

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TMZ – Tobey Maguire was getting super close to Sofia Richie in a club, and the pics were taken before he and wife Jennifer Meyer announced their separation … but we’ve learned it’s not what you think.

Sources connected to Tobey and Jen tell us, they’ve actually been separated since June. Tobey’s taken advantage of his freedom and hit the clubs on a fairly regular basis with pal Leo DiCaprio.

Our Tobey sources say he’s not dating anyone in particular, but he’s definitely having a good time after his 13-year relationship with Jen.

TMZ has some pics of Tobey running game on Sofia Richie here if you want to see what a 41-year-old man about to soil Justin Bieber’s most recent ex looks like. But overall I just love this move by Tobey Maguire. 41-year-old new divorcee Tobey Maguire is like 5’4, not that hot in Hollywood right now, but he’s calling in every favor he can from his pals to get back in the game. And honestly, he deserves it, these were PRIME fame years of his where every girl was dreaming of upside down Spider-Man kissing Tobey and he passed it up stupidly for the joys of monogamy. Leo DiCaprio, the bro of all bros, is doing Tobey a major solid here by helping wingman him into the finest, most gossip magazine friendly vaginas around and help him win the divorce harder than anyone has ever won a breakup in the dawn of man. I can’t be happier for Tobey, fleeing the shackles of a decade of self-repression and getting after it with the biggest swinging dick in Hollywood. Guy simply deserves it.

Though if ever there were ever something that makes me think about my own fuckboy mortality given that I turn 32 tomorrow it’s seeing Tobey in the club trying to spit game to an 18-year-old. There is nothing that makes you feel every moment of life you’ve ever lived like having to enter a club again once you get past that stage. Right now Tobey slaying DiCaprio pussy is his post-divorce “Tim Robbins getting out of Shawshank moment” but there’s no way he wants to be in there shouting some idle chit chat over The Weeknd blaring through the room to some big tittied idiot seven months from now.