Dude Instantly Divorces His Wife After Seeing Her Without Makeup For The First Time

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DUBAI: A newly-wed man in the UAE has divorced his wife saying he could not recognise her when he saw her face for the first time after her make-up got washed off when she went for swimming. The Arab couple went swimming at the Al Mamzar beach in Sharjah in the UAE after the 34-year-old man saw his 28-year-old wife’s “features change” as her makeup washed off, said a psychologist who counselled the unidentified woman. The husband believed she did not look as pretty as before the wedding and accused her of deceiving him by using so many cosmetics, including fake eyelashes, the Gulf News reported. Dr Abdul Aziz Asaf, consultant psychologist said his clinic received a request from the woman to help her overcome her psychological suffering after her divorce. The groom said he could not recognise his wife after the make-up was gone. The bride wore artificial eyelashes and had undergone cosmetic surgeries before the marriage.

The first thought any rational human should have here is that this dude should’ve already seen his wife without makeup lonnnnnnnng before they got married. Probably a good idea to see the real face of the woman you’re gonna spend the rest of your life with. That makes sense until you see this took place in Dubai and it al makes sense. That flips it around completely. The fact that this guy saw his wife’s face in any way before they got married is a borderline miracle. This is the one and only problem with marriages where you know somebody for like 45 minutes before you marry them. Everything else is usually just fine. And I’m with this guy. Divorce warranted. We’ve all seen those lists of porn stars with makeup and then without makeup. It’s horrifyingly impressive how much of a difference makeup makes. Makeup is a weird thing in general. The fact that pretty much every woman in the world is walking around with paint and powder on their faces to make them look better is actually insane. I mean I’m glad it’s a thing but if I was a woman I’d be pissed at whoever started that up.