A British Mom Mistakenly Bought Her Daughter A T-Shirt With An Orgy Design

Clem10/19/2016 2:32 PM

A couple of things here. First off, you cannot blame the mom for this one bit. I’m pretty sure that orgy shirts are to the UK what a simple plaid shirt is to Americans. Those silly sons of bitches throw C-bombs around all willy nilly and I’m pretty sure they have legit porn on basic cable. This shirt was probably on sale at just a regular store and nobody batted an eyelash. Hell, they probably have this shirt in a onesie for babies. Who gives a shit? Sex is natural. Orgies are less natural I guess, but sex is sex.

Second of all, that design is incredible. The designer of this shirt being able to get someone to buy this shirt and not notice that there are tits, dicks and ass eating all over the damn place is pretty fucking impressive. If Kanye released this shirt, we would be hearing how he is a genius and have 10,000 word think pieces about the metaphorical age-old orgy between art, sexuality, and clothing on every website on the planet.

And third of all, this shirt just reminds me of a good old fashioned Where’s Waldo book. Everyone always wonders how we can get kids to put down their cell phones for a minute and play some games in real life. Well this shirt is the answer. Try to find the chick grinning ear-to-ear as she’s getting triple teamed…THERE SHE IS! Try to find the dude with the eye patch and the butt plug…GOT HIM! And can you imagine if some crazy designer/scientist/genius could turn this shirt into one of those Magic Eye pictures where another orgy pops out after you stare at it for a minute?? Actually forget that I wrote that last sentence. I need to go tell Barstool’s t-shirt guy this idea. We are about to become a billion dollar company.

P.S. Doing a Where’s Waldo and trying to find random characters on the classic Simpsons poster below while fucked up was always fun as hell. God I miss that show (Yeah I know it’s still on TV but it’s been dead for more than a decade in my eyes).