Alright now that the excitement is out of the way… what the fuck, science? It took “years” to develop this technology? Years??
Hey fucking assholes, you’re not the first people to put caramel inside of chocolate so what the hell are you talking about this technology took years? The name of your company is “Mars” for chrissakes, and “put this caramel inside that candy” is a multi-year project for you guys? Pathetic. The folks over a Caramello and Rolo are laughing at you guys right now. I’m serious, they’re laughing. Everyone slapping their knees and talking about the buffoons at Mars who just couldn’t crack the code on mixing chocolate and caramel. But I guess we have our answer on why this took so long, which is the question everyone’s asking. Every single person who sees the “M&Ms to add caramel” thinks Well no fucking shit, what took so long? Now we know. Mars employs tons of mentally challenged engineers as their candy makers. Buncha fuckin Oompa Loompas would’ve figured this shit out a decade ago, Mars. Get it together.
PS – If you didn’t make it all the way to the end of the video, they drop a pretty big boner killer in there.