Daniel The Emotional Support Duck Is ADORABLE!

Needing a bit of emotional support in your next flight? Daniel the duck fits the bill!
North Carolina author Mark Essig was on a flight from Charlotte to Asheville on Sunday when he met another passenger’s companion: an emotional support duck named Daniel.
‘He is an Indian Runner (an Indonesian breed), a certified emotional support duck, four years old, wears a Captain America diaper,’ Essig tweeted in a series documenting his encounter with Daniel.

Get it, Daniel! You cute little fucking duck! You’re making my heart fly to the heavens!

I’ll be the first to admit that the emotional support animal craze has gotten a little outta hand, but let me just say this; the emotional support animal craze needs to get much more outta hand than it currently is.

I see people hating emotional support dogs and pigs and all that shit all the time. Why?

Do you honestly mean to tell me that every swinging dick and tit on that plane was not INSTANTLY more happy when they saw Daniel waddling his little duck ass on the plane whilst wearing a Captain America diaper? DO YOU?

Having animals around all the time is the best. I love seeing random ass animals around. I could get being upset if you have a shitty immune system and can’t be around animals because you’ll die or something. No disrespect to my fellow asthmatics out there.

I need an emotional support petting zoo on my next flight. Owls. Camels. A giraffe. OH SHIT A RED FOX!

Bring Ole McDonald and the whole crew and we will be flying at 30k feet with the biggest smile you’ve ever seen.

(please give all emotional support animals proper potty breaks before bringing them on the plane. Thank you in advance)

Not including a “Damn, Daniel. Back at it again with the window seat” joke in this blog was the hardest thing I’ve ever done.