Week 6 NFL Fashion Wrap Up AKA Your Wife's Favorite Blog

brosh10/18/2016 7:20 PM

I have been busy being a mini adult the past few weeks. I am back and better than ever. Let’s hit it.

Phillip Rivers (above)

Remember that ENTIRE season where Rivers wore bolo ties and everyone thought it was the greatest thing ever created? Yeah, well now he is doubling down on the Texas love and smacking a belt buckle on that is the size of a small plate. YEEE HAW! I ALMOST LOST AGAIN THURSDAY!

Eli Manning

This may not be a popular opinion in this area, but I think Eli Manning is one of the best dressed NFLers every week. Granted, he is also one of the dumbest looking players every week as well. But, his suit game is always a 8/10.

Ezekiel Elliott

Matching your underwear to your outfit is a PSYCHO move. So, don’t worry Eagles fans, Elliot’s mental breakdown is coming.

Jason Kelce

The expression “Look good, play good” means a lot to Jason Kelce, because if he keeps looking like shit on his ways to games then he will probably do that thing where he has 2 or 3 holding calls that ruin offensive drives. Maybe put an ounce effort towards your outfits off the field to help your game on the field. Just a thought.

Eagles D-line

Fletcher Cox being such a large man in a maroon suit is encouraging. I purchased a maroon suit this summer to wear when I work for Quinnipiac Hockey (Check it out, They are awesome) and have yet to muster up the courage to wear it yet. However, after seeing Fletcher rock it, I know I can too. Big boys unite.

Colin Kaepernick

That afro is fucking perfect. It also brings up a good point, Where did this afro come from? I feel like one day he woke up and it was just a giant afro. downright impressive.

Cam Newton

I just picture Cam in his closet Sunday morning like “Just dress normal today.. just dress normal..” and he successfully gets through the whole process, zips the bag up, walks out of the closet, cracks mentally, and runs back in to grab that giant fucking top hat.