Trump On Lindsay Lohan: "Deeply Troubled And Therefore Great In Bed"

This from a 2004 chat between Trump and Howard Stern about Lindsay Lohan:

“Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern.

“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Trump said. “She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?”

Not much to add here. This is a pretty straightforward, very accurate statement. I think we write this every single day. The crazier, the better. The more deeply troubled, the better. Is the hottest thing about Lindsay Lohan her body or her face or her personality? No, it’s how fucking batshit crazy she is. It’s that she’s obviously some sort of wild freak in the sheets. It’s that signing up with a night with her is not just signing up for a few minutes of intimate contact — it’s signing up for something that most likely will end up like episode 1 of The Night Of.

Trump knows that. Stern knows that. You and I know that. Trump might be an idiotic lunatic about a lot of things, but he’s got women pegged. Have to give him that. He knows that the crazier she is, the better she is in bed and that if you’re rich and powerful, you can grab her right by the pussy.

Long live Lindsay.