Alex Trebek Is The Coldest Dude In The Game

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When you and your whole Nerdcore crew get shat on:

Alex Trebek is the sneakiest coldest dude on television. Been saying it for years. He’s smarter than you and not only doesn’t hesitate to show it, but lies in wait just wishing a motherfucker would make a mistake on a trivia answer so he can jump in and smash them. Also don’t even THINK about not pronouncing a fancy word without its special foreign accent and stresses on the right syllable. You’ll get cut up and left to bleed out. Ruthless. Trebek giving this poor lady’s geek friends plenty of ammo for their next rap battle.