Shout Out To Mikey Flash For Taking An Uber 1 Block Last Night

Mikey fucking Flash! Love this guy. Came in yesterday in a throwback Randy Johnson jersey and ate pizza, drank gatorade, and had his hair up to the ceiling. Everything I wanted from him. But the icing on the Mikey Flash, at the end of the night, took an 8 dollar Uber one block. Reason being “I don’t know the streets of New York like that”. Nevermind that he grew up on Long Island and has a new iPhone with GPS, and I don’t know, that the streets are all numbered, but that’s the Mikey Flash difference. That’s how you become an intern on the best Facebook Live show on the Barstool Sports network that runs on Tuesday nights. Need to get Mikey Flash more in the fold next week, he’s a bottle of wackiness just waiting to burst.