Joel Embiid Is Trolling Chandler Parsons On Instagram Before A Meaningless Preseason Game

Joel Embiid is such a treasure. I can’t believe that Philadelphia stumbled into such fortune, having this big galoot stomping around and wreaking havoc on every corner of the internet. I am so thankful that we have been blessed with Joel, who, if you haven’t heard, wants his official nickname to be changed to “The Process.” We’re three preseason games into his career and it already feels like he’s going to be a Barkley level voice in the sport. Realistically, he has no room to talk any shit to Chandler Parsons, especially considering the fact that Embiid’s career averages are fewer than eight points and four rebounds per game. But somehow it doesn’t matter to anyone. Joel’s belief in his own greatness has us believing in his greatness. Or is it the other way around? Either way, we’re all convinced.

Can you be more lovable? He’s like a cute little grown man toddler who is experiencing everything in the world for the first time. Such an unbridled joy for life. If we could all get a little of what Jojo is drinking, this earth would undoubtedly be a better place. And shit, if we were drinking what Embiid was drinking maybe we could look like this:

and yam like this: