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HS Football Player Gets Lit Up By Female North Penn Kicker And Will Stop Hearing About It When Time Stops

First off, good on this girl Kelly for not only playing with the boys, but laying the wood. It takes some tough tits to not only get out there in any capacity but excel. And yes, she is excelling. North Penn is a football powerhouse. They wouldn’t just let any biddy out there to boot the ball. Especially when you have a student body of no less than 4 million kids to pull talent from. But I kind of feel for this guy who got boomed to the moon by a girl. This was an obvious no win situation for the kick returner. I’m all for equal rights getting equal lefts in a fight and this girl put herself out there on the gridiron at the risk of getting sacrificed. But can you imagine if this returner went head down, Ludicrous speed straight into her and delivered a decapitation? The PC chaos could go through the roof. Hey, maybe it wouldn’t, but it is 2016. This kid knows the situation and would rather (rightfully) hear it from his boys till the end of time than potentially starting a Holy War. I’m not saying she didn’t lay decent pipe, but he clearly slows up before receiving the hit. And they say chivalry is dead.

Seriously though, initiating anything physical with a girl is a lose-lose-lose-lose-lose scenario no matter what. Absolutely no good can come out of the fight. Just look at how this young lady ragdolls the male gender into submission.

Look at these poofs. Getting tapped out by a girl is the most emasculating outside of being forced to watch Bravo and being too much of a pussy to speak up after 8 consecutive hours of hell (FUCK that snobby skank Patti on Millionaire Matchmaker. Get off your high horse and find love for yourself before judging the shit out of everyone else). Conversely, if you show that broad who’s boss and rough her up, you’re now the scumbag. Nope. Just gotta swallow your pride, say no thanks, and continue making a quarter more on the dollar.

And bitch in the background – Calm your tits. Just because your best friend is taking these twinks behind the woodshed doesn’t mean you have the right to talk shit.