The Rumors Are True - I Spent The Morning At The Wendy Williams Show

Oh its true. Its damn true. The best way to get over a major loss is to go to the Wendy Williams Show. I am a HUGE Wendy Williams fan. HUGE. Shes better than Steve Harvey to me and you all know my thoughts on Steve Harvey. Wendy is the goddam Queen. The Roommate watched her every day on maternity leave and got your boy hooked. UHHHHOWYOUDOIN???? I fucking love her.

So yea we had this little morning episode on the calendar for a while and it just turned out to be the morning after a soul crippling loss. Hence the reason why I look dead on the inside in that screenshot. And shout out to the Wendy Williams social media team, snapping a picture of me and my wife and blatantly CIRCLING US with no explanation. No joke. No caption. Just a big ass circle around us implying how white and awkward we are. I feel like thats pretty racist but whatever I’m happy about it.

PS – They almost selected me to go on air and Ask Wendy a question. I spoke with a producer and we planned it all out and I was option B if they needed me. Turns out I didnt get the call though. Could have been a huge moment for me, and for Wendy. I cant imagine many straight white guys come through that door.

PPS – Also shout out to Marco Glorious, the greatest hype man the world has ever seen. Dude gets the Wendy Williams crowd ROCKIN before the show starts. I know literally not one person reading this blog knows who he is or cares, but that was my boy.