What The Fuck Is Going On With David Eckstein's Hair?

Does he own a mirror? Straight up serial killer mode. Like a middle part but not in the middle and a crow’s nest but only on half of his head and totally bald but not bald at all. Clean it up David, you look like the Nazi from Inglorious bastards mixed with every pedophile ever, not a former World Series MVP*.

*still blows my mind