The Fact Josh Norman is in Good With Jay-Z Is Definitely Worth A Couple Wins Per Season

Meeting Jay-Z is cool enough as is. That’s one of those people, even as a goofy white guy, that I would be absolutely speechless if I met. He’s just a legit mogul, and not the “ride the train” type either. A true illuminati, once in a generation, knows some shit like where the aliens live type of person. Him and Beyonce aren’t married because of love, they’re married because the Free Masons have their shit together and know how to keep the power going. Hopefully they can influence the results of football games while they’re at it. Call in a couple favors, pull some strings. Knowing Josh Norman is in good with Jay-Z is definitely worth a couple wins per season, and that’s a known fact.