Bill Belichick Mic'd Up From The Texans Game Is Out So You Won't Need Porn Tonight

The only thing watching the Patriots embarrass the NFL is watching Belichick smirk on the sidelines while he does it (and to be honest, it’s pretty close). Every time I see a surprise  “Belichick Mic’d Up” headline my heart grows three sizes and the porntop knows it’s getting the night of. Does it get better than Bill saying, “Make em run it! Make em run it out!” followed by a highlight of the Texans immediately following it? Or how about Bill telling Blount to follow the double block cutting to Blount following the double block 40+ yards to the house? I’ll answer my own question, it doesn’t get better. It’s a glimpse inside the mind of a genius and every trip in there is a marvelous experience. We’re the luckiest sons of bitches in the world and every mic’d makes sure we don’t forget it.