Get Ready For Joel Embiid To Make The NBA/Earth His Bitch

O-Faces, commence. And I didn’t even need to be hard. LOOK AT THAT FACE.

Joel Embiid has graduated from dominating the air and (somehow worse competition) little white guys to dunking straight over one of the better defenders in the league. Nerlens Noel kind of has to be traded now or else be subjected to keep JoJo’s nuts from touching the floor wherever he goes. Seriously though…it’s time. 2+ years of waiting for either the greatest player or biggest bust in NBA history is finally coming to fruition. Embiid is already a lovable character off the court, now let’s see if he can become a certified beast on the hardwood. We’ll see how far it goes, but dammit, how can you not be excited to see JoJo lace up? Let’s get this bitch. CUE UP THE MUSIC AND THE SHIRLY TEMPLES – EXTRA GRENADINE!!!