Tosh is hit or mostly miss for me but these are always great.
“What about that hot blonde pile a sex you couldn’t keep happy? I wanna pee on you Layla!”
“What feels better, when Nick Saban chews out your asshole, or when his daughter fingers it?”
“Hey while you’re up, why don’t you hang yourself with that too long phonecord. Call another bubble screen you unoriginal fuck.”
“Looks like all your stuff got destroyed, I guess now you know how it feels to be a player trying to transfer out of your dirty program you petty backstabbing fuck”
“Hey coach, this is more of an X and Os question, if I bang your X wife do you think I’ll get to see her O face?”
“Congratulations on your raise coach, you gonna use that as hush money for the college sluts you knock up or just blow it all getting your asshole bleach you effeminate west coast twink”
The incredibly hot blonde doesn’t hurt.