Woman Cockblocked Burglars Banging On Her Couch

Fox 2 - A Tennessee woman caught two burglars having sexual intercourse in her house, according to WREG.

“It’s horrible in there,” Jamie Barnes told WREG. “It’s absolutely horrible in there. It’s like they just had a big old nasty party.”

Barnes said she came home to find her front door open after being away for a few days. When she walked in her home, she found the burglars having sex on her couch.

“I picked up my broom, I wanted to hit that man so bad,” Barnes said. “She tried to grab one of my dresses and put it on and I snatched it from her, what are you trying to do?”

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Hey Jamie Barnes, how bout you not be such a cock block one time for me? So what, some people are trying to get their rocks off on your couch? Be a team player, woman. Times are tough out there. Not everyone has a lavish couch they can fuck on any time of any day

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so she needs to just take one for the team and let the people go at it. Sit in the corner, wait for them to be done, and then worry about the whole burglary thing later.